March 2012
luisashimself asked: dang, are you wearin' some blue jeans?
*is waterboarded by the CIA* wow i love chillwave
Possible Senior Quote?
emmacantdance:
“I saw that my life was a vast, glowing empty page and I could do anything I wanted.” - Jack Kerouac
I feel like I could maybe do something better.
“cut my life into pieces, this is my senior quote”
what would happen if the bangbus parked next to the wienermobile
it’s oscar mayer wienermobile’s world, we’re just living in it
the oscar mayer wienermobile is a once in a lifetime opportunity
“take a picture of me in front of this massive wiener”
– me, today
i saw the wienermobile today
here are some of my favorite scenes in film:
anna karina dancing in a pool hall in virve sa vie
the guy hitting the propeller in titanic
*rolls up to sexy person* hey, i noticed you lookin’ at my nissan sentra. you into ron paul
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bukowskiarmwrestle replied to your photo: lmao
I’m still not convinced.
there was another sticker on the car door but i couldn’t get a good shot
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oh shit i just remembered i took a picture of the “ron paul mobile” today
i’m gonna buy a moleskine just to draw doodles of dicks and boob’s in it and people are going to look at me writing in my moleskine and think, “i bet that tortured poet is spilling his soul onto the page.”
i’m just a hard working american man who loves reading books while wearing some great denim jeans is that so wrong
lmao i spent most of my paycheck on raw denim and books from this cool winter sale
hahaha imagine if darth vader said, “luke, i am your second cousin twice removed” that’d be dumb as hell lol
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Barbara Stephens - The Life I Live
February 2012
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"My brother knows racism before he's even 16. ... →
pushinghoopswithsticks:
queerhairyvag:
Welp! That’s great! Gonna rant now! AS USUAL WHAT ELSE IS NEW
Before he was 8, things were fine and dandy and he’s a happy adorable snotrag!
He isin’t treated any differently and if he is, he’s too young to notice at the time.
He’s 10. He’s talented at creating animation and draws like a pro.
Early primary school; things are fine but he feels a...
goose is a dumb name for a stupid animal
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Anonymous asked: it would be a cool death to choke on your balls dude
squillionaire asked: i coming to chicago tomorrow do you have any advice? is there food there? is the water drinkable? do i need any vaccines?
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bukowskiarmwrestle replied to your post: internet.net sucks too
what about inter.net
it’s just some asshole jumping off a spring into the flags of argentina, brazil, and germany
im not gonna find the matrix anytime soon
internet.net sucks too
I went on internet.com it was lame as hell
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three more consonants and a vowel
jerktown:
Sam: [Both are overcome by exhaustion] Do you remember the Shire, Mr. Frodo? It’ll be spring soon. And the orchards will be in blossom. And the birds will be nesting in the hazel thicket. And they’ll be sowing the summer barley in the lower fields… and eating the first of the strawberries with cream. Do you remember the taste of strawberries? Frodo: No, Sam. I can’t recall the taste...
Recap
jerktown:
In the White House crawl space, Barack Obama frantically searches for the nation’s jobs. Michelle Obama appears overhead as Obama yells, “Where are they!? Where are they?!? The jobs, Michelle!… WHERE ARE THE JOBS!?!?!” Michelle reveals that the jobs went overseas, which causes Obama to scream, cry, and then laugh maniacally
i watched the little rascals movie every day for a whole year when i was in kindergarten
what the fuck happened to the icons they look cool and not completely dumb
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also, zampariello better not be trademarked because that’d be a cool ass name for a cigar brand
nanagrossout asked: If you unfollow me, yr done ZAMPARIELLO
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god i really love my tumblr pic
add me on fucking facebook you dopes my statuses are killer
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jerktown:
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is there an okcupid for pokemon battles